My name is Chaney, and this is my site. I use it to share things. The URL is, indeed, a dick joke.
I was born in Seattle, WA in 1985. I've lived in Olympia, WA since 1990. I'm a cyclist, a cook, a gardener, a guitarist, and a male.
You can get ahold of me at snailtrail at eml dot cc.

Photographs on Flickr
I take a lot of pictures. I document all the graffiti I see around Olympia, which can really add up if I'm out and about. My friends and I play a game which involves taking close-ups of eachothers faces, the rules of which I won't go into. I experiment with long exposures, though not as much as I used to.

Feed (most recent nine):

Nintendo Baseball
A statistical project based on the games Baseball Stars and Little League Baseball, both developed by SNK for the 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System. My friend Tom plays against me in the games which constitute all the data. I am insane for ever starting it and will be somewhat shocked if I ever finish it.
NonsenseMachine.tumblr.com
The only thing I can seem to update regularly, because it flits from subject to subject as fast as my brain does. Contains: pictures, videos, rantings; Of: monsters, baseball, nature, graffiti, marijuana, legos, bicycles, fantastic music, random weird things...

Miscellaneous

Blog
Links
Message Board of Nonsense I suggest everyone register and type a lot of words, but communication is strongly discouraged.

Feb 2, 2010 Instructions For the Use of My Bathroom for all visitors.
Nov 18, 2009 A Hall of Champions ???
May 4, 2009 Purse Experiment for Gender Studies class.
??? ??, 19?? A Night of Terror by Adam. The oldest thing on the site: a story about a persistent, evil cockroach.

My regretable presence on the web: Facebook, #g7 IRPG, Last.fm, MySpace, OlyBlog, SB Nation, StumbleUpon, Youtube

Updates

February 2, 2010 Added Instructions for the Use of My Bathroom.
December 28, 2009 Added a bunch of links. Poked at a few things.
December 6, 2009 Finished entering data for the first Little League season into my database, more than five years after playing the first game. Holy fuck.
November 27, 2009 Added my all-important tumblr! The title? "Nonsense machine."
November 18, 2009 Made a new blog, as I might have known I eventually would. Added the Purse Experiment... and a certain Hall of Champions!
November 17, 2009 Uploaded the newly-rearranged front page. Added the immortal tale of Lester the Roach!
November 3, 2009 Added the links page.
October 26, 2009 Completely rearranged everything due to my failure to update anything for several months.